Who’s laughing now? I guess it’s still me. My number 5 wine is called “Hold Your Tongue and Say Apple”. It’s an apple wine, if you couldn’t tell. The name reminds me of junior high, when we used to play dumb jokes on each other and this wine is named after one of those pranks. If you have no idea what I’m talking about, hold your tongue and say apple. Oh, and say it in front of someone. It’s funnier that way. I tried this wine the other day. It’s good, but it needs to rest a while. I think it’s still a bit young to call it awesome. I pulled 31 bottles of this tongue twisting adventure last week. It’ll be avaialable soon.